Yesterday, we had our first real 'blow out' situation. And of course, it was during church...and of course, I was wearing white pants. Not that you really need more information than that, but, I'm going to tell you the story, I just won't post a picture of my pants.
I could smell that Connor had a dirty diaper, so, I turn him onto my shoulder and take a peek down his pants. Not that I needed to, since it was bubbling over the top already. However, amazingly, there wasn't any on his shirt or his pants. I was thinking what a good mom I was that I caught this disaster-to-be just in time. So, I grab the diaper bag and head to the bathroom to change him. Of course, I'm out of wipes, so I go to the sink to wet a paper towel...and it was then that I noticed while standing in front of the mirror. My entire left leg, and when I mean entire, I mean entirely down my thigh to my shoes, was covered in poop. I honestly am so close to posting a picture so you get the full effect. I'm sure it made it worse that I had white pants on...but, seriously, gross. So I instantly start thinking, what the heck am I going to do now. I can't go back to church like this. Luckily...there were two girls in the bathroom that had been sitting across the aisle from us in church. So I ask them to tell my husband that I need him. A few minutes later I hear a knock on the bathroom door, open it, Bryan asks what's wrong...and I look down and he's like, oh, gross! So yeah, needless to say, Bryan grabbed Connor and headed back to church, I snuck over to Old Navy to buy some new pants (which, I held Connor's blanket in my hand while walking around the store so no one could see the mess...).
So, that was our 'messy Saturday'. We did follow it by a nice family dinner at Olive Garden :)
Still working on posting pics of Ashlyn's photo shoot...just getting the house cleaned up and laundry in order.
So did you buy more "mommy friendly" pants? White might have to wait until Connor is 12...
ReplyDeleteHe's getting so big! I love the pictures of him smiling in his "I love hugs" onesie. Is his hair red?
Christy,
ReplyDeleteI know it wasn't funny but, had to laugh- you gave quite the visual on it all. Maybe try a receiving blanket -just in case- for another time. Hope you had stain remover on them soon after!! Just another "mom story"-but, what a clever ending! Hugs!
Cheryl
I thought it was pretty darn hilarious actually! Wow! That's a story (and picture???) for the scrapbook. Love it.
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